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"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 09/25/2015 at 19:30 • Filed to: None

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Why isn’t the 2016 Maxima getting more hate for its looks?

I mean that is ugly. It’s a loathsome, offensive brute. Just way, way too much shit going on on that car’s face.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:32

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To each their own, I’m actually loving the extreme family face they’re putting on everything.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:37

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I like it! then again, I almost bought a juke nismo, sooooo

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:37

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The whole car is horrible to look at.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:37

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Because.. uhm.... Transformers?

Übel > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:38

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Nissan is that kid in high school that you only hung out with because you felt bad for him. He tried so, so hard to be cool, but wound up being that guy who paired guyliner with a fanny pack.

Birddog > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:39

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Because it looks better than the Juke.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:40

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I think it looks terrible in pics, but pretty great in person.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Birddog 09/25/2015 at 19:41

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I actually like that as a brand strategy, building an even uglier car so your ugly car doesn’t seem that ugly.

“Hey, that’s a new Maxima you bought...don’t you think they’re kinda ugly?” “Sure, but have you seen the Juke?” “Oh god you’re right, now it doesn’t look so bad.”

jkm7680 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:42

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It’s endorsed by Stevie Wonder and the book; “How to make yourself blind at home.”

Birddog > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:53

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At least Nissan isn’t going the “they still make those?” route that Mitsubishi did.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:57

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Ummm... I like it.

spanfucker retire bitch > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:57

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I actually didn’t think it was that ugly in the pictures I saw. Overstyled, but not too offensive to my taste.

I just saw one in person for the first time a few days ago. I take everything back; holy fucking shit it’s hideous.

ranwhenparked > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:58

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I thought it was getting a lot of hate for the looks? Guess we all need to step it up then.

RazoE > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 19:58

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Saw one in person a few days ago and it looks awesome. Let it be.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 20:15

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It looks like every design cue was stopped 3/4 of the way through. Designer “but I’m not done ye-” poduction “looks good. Ship that bitch”

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 20:20

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Unpopular opinion: I think it looks quite handsome.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 20:24

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Just picture it with a front license plate.............

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 20:24

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At least they’re trying something different. The outgoing Altima may be the most inoffensive car ever designed. Hard to imagine the designs came from the same company let alone same decade.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/25/2015 at 20:32

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I love it. Give me that blue SR in that picture and I'll be a happy man.

Nauraushaun > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/27/2015 at 23:25

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Unfortunately I think this is one of those situations where everyone will get used to it and it will shape car styling in a small way for years to come.

Think of the implications: if people start to like this, everything else suddenly looks bland. So they’ll start to overstyle all the things. For a while.